Every New Year's feels like it's going to be a fresh new start, but, damn, this year is that times infinity. And yeah, welcoming the New Year might be a little weird too. No parties, no random hookups without full hazmat suits, no gatherings for fun countdowns.
So, let's make it weird in the best possible way. Figure out exactly what you want to do this NYE and do the hell out of it. Have a Zoom orgy. Overeat (also known as every other day during this pandemic). Watch one of these New Year's movies perfect for celebrating at home. Curl up with one of your fave cocktails, listen to these songs for your New Year's playlist, and bust some new moves.
It you're still a little anxious because of everything that's been happening, perhaps you could use of those 43 New Year's quotes to start 2021 off on the right note, or if it's really bad, invoke the power of one of these New Year's superstitions. Whatever brings you comfort, y'know?
The point is, it's all going to be okay. Really! F*ck 2020! Go on, now. Get it, girl! This is the year we are having a fresh new start. Here's how:
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The Ball Drop
If you have a pair around, give them some focused attention to make a BJ special occasion good. You can stroke them, lick them, and take each or both gently in your mouth and suck. If you want to delay your partner's orgasm, when they get close, clasp ~gently~ at the top of their sack and pull down. When it's time to blow, it will be even more explosive.
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The Hors D'oeuvres Tray
Draw out the experience by lingering on especially fun body parts. Make out and really focus on the taste and feel of each other. Touch yourself and let them watch. Stroke each other while looking in each other's eyes. Take turns giving each other the longest stretch of oral you can take. Pick and choose what you want and go back for more.
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NY Me
If you're celebrating solo this year, go ahead and treat yourself by sexing up two toys at once. Part one: clitoral suction toy. Part two: a curved glass or metal dildo. Let the suction toy do its little sucking magic while you slowly slide the dildo inside the tall wall of your V. So good. So very good.
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Auld Lang Sigh
Be all couple-y with a sweet New Year’s Day morning wake-up call. Sleepily turn toward each other and sort of entwine yourselves for lazy, snuggly sex. Awww, y’all so cute.
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Bang Out The Old
Toast 2020 with a commemorative orgasm. Put your legs up in a V over your partner’s shoulders for the kind of really deep penetration that will push you straight into 2021. High fives optional.
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New Year's Rockin' Eve
If your resolution to try something new did NOT contain the word “anal,” try this position that gives you control, and gives your partner a sexy view of your fine ass. Spanking optional, depending on how good you’ve been this year.
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In With The New
Made a resolution to try new things? How about trying that thing you guys keep talking about but haven’t gotten around to? (Yes, anal.) Hell, it’s the New Year! A spooning position is good for first-timers because it feels loving and you can shift your hips forward if you need a bit...less. Remember: Make them get you super turned on first, go really slow, and lube pretty much everything in the room. Pop a bullet vibe between your legs and you’ll enjoy this one just as much as they do.
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The Stroke Of Midnight
Pop in a pair of remote-controlled vibes before you get to the party, then tease each other throughout the night. Meet up in the bathroom a few minutes before midnight for a beyond necessary quickie. Hop up onto the sink and lift your skirt so you can enjoy the way they're frantically fumbling with their zipper. Lean back, throw your legs over your partner's shoulders, and listen to the other partygoers counting down as you have your own celebration.
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The Netflix And Thrill
If you’re Netflix and chilling for a low-key NYE, make a pact with each other that no one gets to have an orgasm until midnight. Go ahead and watch your movie but while naked and spooning. Linger in pre-orgasmic bliss with very slow, gentle sex, with them reaching around and stroking you until you start breathing heavily. See how close you can get each other without actually going over the edge. At the stroke of 12, all bets are off.
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The Noisemaker
Try tackling a new position like The Noisemaker. Have them sit back on their heels, then hold yourself up on your arms like you’re playing wheelbarrow. Instead of them holding up your legs, which is all kinds of fun in a standing version, rest your hips on theirs with your legs stretched back behind them. When you discover how sexy this feels, you’ll know how it got its name.
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The Champagne Popper
Please enjoy these steps for a mind-blowing, full-body manual orgasm. Get super relaxed and turned on via whatever usually works for you. Have your partner stimulate your clitoris while sliding a finger up your vagina, feeling the upper wall a few inches in for a soft, spongy spot. They stroke that spot with the “come hither” finger curl. Two fingers work too. You might suddenly feel like you need to pee. Ignore and carry on. Prepare for the most explosive orgasm you’ve had in *~years~*.
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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.
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